Impeachment to Insurrection: Stupid, orange baby diaper

4 graphics in a row: IQ with a brain inside the Q, an orange slice, a crying baby and a poo with flies buzzing around it.

Everyone loves the classic insults: intelligence, age and bodily functions. One unique to Trump is his orange hue. These categories are often combined for a more forceful epithet – for instance, “stupid orange baby diaper”.

I curated these insults for Trump from Twitter posts. Some insults appear in more than one category. They are presented here with each author’s stylistic choices. I proudly disclose that one of my own made the list. Hint: starts with “piece”, ends with “poo”

Warning: literally, potty mouth language

INTELLIGENCE
Oh noo these sound like very fancy and intellectual grievances… you must be a powerful loremaster
real galaxy brain you have up there chief
narcissistic tool 
You incompetent moron!!
Meow Meow
Deluded fuckwit
Racist ignoramous
One big troll #trollump
utter garbage
Absolute, unalloyed garbage
Cheeseberder
Completely void of any empathy or class.
*mindless Fools like Clowns in a Parade   *this was for his admin
you dumb, soulless, pandering ghoul
You irresponsible, idiotic clod
entitled fuckdoodle
one of the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
the reason why Superman capes have warning labels to warn the user that the cape does not actually enable the user to fly.
YOU FOOL
Complete dumbass
the world’s lowest I.Q. 
living proof of the Dunning-Kruger Effect
bloviating, incompetent buffoon
 pathological psychotic pustule
desperate fool
absolute fuckopotamus
Motivational speaker for racists 
Dumbest person on the planet
Mango Magoo
Orangeous Dumbasseous
Leaning Tower of Stupid 
you draft-dodging tool
*Clowns, rapists, racists, white supremacists, porn stars, nazis, klansmen, and idiots     *ok, this was for Trump, his admin and followers.
the epitome of incompetence, the embodiment of a political hack, and an inhumane, unhinged, perverted, racist, degenerate son of a klansman.
Corrupt, stupid and batshit crazy
ignorance and hatred had a baby–a 250-pound baby
you lazy, incompetent, Do Nothing, Fake, election-stealing Oval Office squatter
tiny, stunted, shrimp
ignorant asshat
 dangerous dumb-dumb
primitive, narcissistic, lizard brain 
#Duhligula
Spanky McDumbass
Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist
Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach.
Yeti Pubes McLysol
President Can’t Read
that thing squatting in the Oval Office
*Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain     *this was for Melania, but deserves a place on the list, I think.
IQ45
44. 5
so-called “president”
man pretending to be President 
President Clorox 
ORANGE
Tangerine Wankmaggot
The Orange Skidmark
Orange Julius 
toxic game show host suffering from advancing dementia and untreated tertiary syphilis and with a fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of his big dumb pumpkin head
The orange golem
A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION
Orangiarrhea Von Lysol
Tang
The Manchurian Pumpkin
Orangeskin
el diablo naranjado
mango Mussolini
Cheetolini
Mango Mussolini
Pumpkin Spice Hitler
Mango Magoo
Orangeous Dumbasseous
AGE
Petty full-diaper lunatic
Manbaby woke up again with a giant dook in his diapy
73-year old man-baby
my crybaby dude
whiny thin-skinned infant
whiny little 5-year old whose mommy didn’t hold him enough and whose father hated his guts
ignorance and hatred had a baby–a 250-pound baby
like a middle schooler who didn’t get invited to Madyson’s birthday.
big spiteful dirty diaper man-baby bunker boy
11-year old child
a 3-year old
Toddler in a soiled diaper.  Tiny Tantrum Trump. Traitor.
my whiny bro
President Babyfingers 
Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief
BODILY FUNCTIONS
#ShitStainTrump
horse pucker
galactic fart noise
shitshow asshole
diarrhea bath
vomit 
Vagina Neck
Buttwipe
incontinent dick
you bloated piece of excrement
Toddler in a soiled diaper.  Tiny Tantrum Trump. Traitor.
racist piece of shit
you shambolic syphilitic chode
Piece of poo
Untrustworthy liquid fart 
Petty full-diaper lunatic
Manbaby woke up again with a giant dook in his diapy
heartless POS
lying racist, misogynistic, philandering POS.
Tangerine Wankmaggot
The Orange Skidmark
Orangiarrhea Von Lysol
lil’ Nazi shit
 Shitler
most authoritarian, corrupt, and incontinent president in U.S. history
limp dick-tator
 pathological psychotic pustule
PEETUS
Lord Dampnut
@TorontoMoira moiradunphywrites.blog

Impeachment to Insurrection: Trump names and titles

Trump stands on White House lawn, his mouth wide open as he yells at a young boy in a red shirt pushing a power mower.

Two classic categories of insults: play on a name, and new honorifics. Like in Grade six when Franky Faietta would call me “Moi-Roi Dummy-Feet”. Or when I reply to my annoyed cat, “Sorrreeee, your Furness”.

I curated these insults for Trump from Twitter posts. Some insults appear in more than one category.

Warning: some Presidents may find this language offensive

NAMES
Spanky McDumbass
Thump
 Donald J. McTitnugget
Spanky
Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist
Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach.
Yeti Pubes McLysol
Don
The Trump
Donald Dick
Stay in your lane, Mario
ChickenTrump
Mopey McLoseElection
#ShitStainTrump
A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION
#CriminalTrump is a dangerous “leader.”
Rapey, Deranged Donald, the impeached president
Dude, your last name is literally Drumpf
#DementiaDon
Agolf
Damn Donald Trumpolini
TITLES
Divider-in-chief 
Goddamn #LiarInChief
President Can’t Read
that thing squatting in the Oval Office
*Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain     *this was for Melania, but deserves a place on the list, I think.
Hatemonger45
IQ45
#Tumor45
44. 5
President Bone Spurs
Racist in Chief
PEETUS
Flubber-in-chief
President Babyfingers 
President Festering Bedbug sir
President Lyin’ King
Trump the Hump
Grifter-in-chief
President Crazypants
so-called “president”
man pretending to be President 
The “great and powerful” Wizard of Odd
Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief
President Clorox 
President Angrypants
coward in chief
Cadet Bone Spurs
Emperor Bone Spurs
Mr. president sir
Commander Bone Spurs
Klandemic-in-chief
Cadet Pussy Grabber 
do-nothing Lazyass-in-Chief
 mister big quacking lame duck president
mister impeached one-term delusional felonious crazypants president
Lord Dampnut
@TorontoMoira moiradunphywrites.blog