Impeachment to Insurrection: Trump names and titles

Trump stands on White House lawn, his mouth wide open as he yells at a young boy in a red shirt pushing a power mower.

Two classic categories of insults: play on a name, and new honorifics. Like in Grade six when Franky Faietta would call me “Moi-Roi Dummy-Feet”. Or when I reply to my annoyed cat, “Sorrreeee, your Furness”.

I curated these insults for Trump from Twitter posts. Some insults appear in more than one category.

Warning: some Presidents may find this language offensive

NAMES
Spanky McDumbass
Thump
 Donald J. McTitnugget
Spanky
Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist
Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach.
Yeti Pubes McLysol
Don
The Trump
Donald Dick
Stay in your lane, Mario
ChickenTrump
Mopey McLoseElection
#ShitStainTrump
A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION
#CriminalTrump is a dangerous “leader.”
Rapey, Deranged Donald, the impeached president
Dude, your last name is literally Drumpf
#DementiaDon
Agolf
Damn Donald Trumpolini
TITLES
Divider-in-chief 
Goddamn #LiarInChief
President Can’t Read
that thing squatting in the Oval Office
*Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain     *this was for Melania, but deserves a place on the list, I think.
Hatemonger45
IQ45
#Tumor45
44. 5
President Bone Spurs
Racist in Chief
PEETUS
Flubber-in-chief
President Babyfingers 
President Festering Bedbug sir
President Lyin’ King
Trump the Hump
Grifter-in-chief
President Crazypants
so-called “president”
man pretending to be President 
The “great and powerful” Wizard of Odd
Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief
President Clorox 
President Angrypants
coward in chief
Cadet Bone Spurs
Emperor Bone Spurs
Mr. president sir
Commander Bone Spurs
Klandemic-in-chief
Cadet Pussy Grabber 
do-nothing Lazyass-in-Chief
 mister big quacking lame duck president
mister impeached one-term delusional felonious crazypants president
Lord Dampnut
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Impeachment to Insurrection: Trump Names

At the start of the Impeachment proceedings, I started collecting Trump names and/or insults I found on Twitter.

An Insurrection seemed like the right time to finally share. My thanks to the twittersphere for their exasperated creativity. A few notes:

  • Warning! Some content includes profanity, churlishness or gross-outs.
  • This is in no way an exhaustive list. Merely the names I came across.
  • I left them pretty much as written – upper- or lowercase, emojis, punctuation. Some are names I pulled out of a tweet. Some are a complete sentence or, in one case, 18.
  • I decided to leave them in the chronological order in which I found them. It’s more of a journey than alphabetical entries.
  • I am working on a related post with the entries collected into categories, like “Title” or “Age”.
 Trump names, from Impeachment to Insurrection
1you sour cream smoothie
2lmaoooooooo poor tink!
3Brunch girl
4Dude, your last name is literally Drumpf
5Oh noo these sounds like very fancy and intellectual grievances… you must be a powerful loremaster
6that horrible [clown emoji]
7Divider-in-chief 
8real galaxy brain you have up there chief
9narcissistic tool 
10You incompetent moron!!
11Meow Meow
12narcissistic blowhard
13Deluded fuckwit
14clear sociopath
15SICK !!!!!!💩
16One sick puppy
17Blah Blah Blah 👎👎 [liar emoji X 2]
18Racist ignoramous
19Liar
20vile person
21Goddamn #LiarInChief
22#ShitStainTrump
23#CriminalTrump is a dangerous “leader.”
24#DementiaDon
25KAG KAG KAG KAG KAG KAG KAG
26One big troll #trollump
27Weak weak weak
28Despicable 
29horse pucker
30soulless bullshitter
31wiener
32Malignant narcissist
33lil’ Nazi shit
34galactic fart noise
35utter garbage
36Absolute, unalloyed garbage
37shitshow asshole
38Cheeseberder
39heartless POS
40diarrhea bath
41You self absorbed unAmerican bigot
42#Duhligula
43lying racist, misogynistic, philandering POS.
44President Can’t Read
45that thing squatting in the Oval Office
46primitive, narcissistic, lizard brain 
47Horror show
48vomit
49that Petrie dish
50just about the most disgusting person ever.
51so unnatural, and creepy
52*Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain     *this was for Melania, but deserves a place.
53Hatemonger45
54vulture waiting for an injured animal to become dinner.
55piece of garbage
56Completely void of any empathy or class.
57sub-human scum of the earth
58*mindless Fools like Clowns in a Parade   *this was for his admin
59an empty husk
60selfish little man
61you dumb, soulless, pandering ghoul
62You irresponsible, idiotic clod
63Vagina Neck
64Tangerine Wankmaggot
65IQ45
66#LiarInChief
67#Tumor45
68Spanky McDumbass
69mango Mussolini
70The Orange Skidmark
7144.5
72Cheetolini
73Buttwipe
74Satanicthinskin
75President Bone Spurs
76Racist in Chief
77Thump
78 Shitler
79PEETUS
80tiny, stunted, shrimp
81Gropenfuhrer
82soulless, greedy, sociopathic sadist
83entitled fuckdoodle
84The least compassionate person in the country
85Flubber-in-chief
86one of the dumbest fucking people on the planet.
87the reason why Superman capes have warning labels to warn the user that the cape does not actually enable the user to fly.
88YOU FOOL
89Orange Julius 
90President Babyfingers 
91one of the worst people on earth.
92you cold hotdog
93Predator
94Complete dumbass
95 lying racist criminal
96ignorant asshat
97 PATHOLOGICAL LIAR
98Twitler
99 Donald J. McTitnugget
100President Festering Bedbug sir
101Petty full-diaper lunatic
102Manbaby woke up again with a giant dook in his diapy
103pathologically lying narcissistic psychopath
104Leading cause of death in the US
105Shameless kowtow-er
106I’ve never seen a person with less compassion and empathy not named Hannibal Lecter.
107Rapey, Deranged Donald, the impeached president
108Tiny hands covered in blood
109Unhinged Dictator
110President Lyin’ King
111Spanky
112*Clowns, rapists, racists, white supremacists, porn stars, nazis, klansmen, and idiots     *ok, this was for Trump, his admin and followers.
113He’s a punk. He’s a dog. He’s a pig.
11473-year old man-baby
115MAGA MAGGOT
116Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist
117 inhumane, murderous, grim reaping, degenerate, son of a klansman
118Trump the Hump
119the epitome of incompetence, the embodiment of a political hack, and an inhumane, unhinged, perverted, racist, degenerate son of a klansman.
120my crybaby dude
121Manuel Noriega type shit
122failed reckless horrific president
123serial killer
124dropped on his head as a child
125murderer
126racist, misogynist, rapist, pedophile, pathological liar, malignant narcissist, lifetime criminal, damn traitor, corrupt shitweasel, and mass murderer
127Hostile Foreign Agent working against The United States of America
128Grifter-in-chief
129whiny thin-skinned infant
130whiny little 5-year old whose mommy didn’t hold him enough and whose father hated his guts
131ignorance and hatred had a baby–a 250-pound baby
132toxic game show host suffering from advancing dementia and untreated tertiary syphilis and with a fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of his big dumb pumpkin head
133dangerous dumb-dumb
134Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar.
135Captain of the Titanic touting how many icebergs he didn’t hit
136like a middle schooler who didn’t get invited to Madyson’s birthday.
137the world’s lowest I.Q. 
138Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach.
139 The DEADLIEST American President EVER
140dirty criminal 
141The orange golem
142a nuts person
143President Crazypants
144my whiny bro
145impeached asshole!
146you lazy, incompetent, Do Nothing, Fake, election-stealing Oval Office squatter
147A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION
148my crazy dude 
149ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE 
150most authoritarian, corrupt, and incontinent president in U.S. history
151so-called “president”
152man pretending to be President 
153Yeti Pubes McLysol
154Orangiarrhea Von Lysol
155Fool
156misogynistic pig who no one loves, adores or respects
1573rd rate lapdog 
158living proof of the Dunning-Kruger Effect
159Rapey 
160incontinent dick
161insecure self-loathing coward 
162you fucking psycho
163you unrepentant, heretical, fake Christian, bigot
164The “great and powerful” Wizard of Odd
165Dumbest MFer on the planet
166YOU are the Plague.
167bloviating, incompetent buffoon
168 pathological psychotic pustule
169Tang
170you bloated piece of excrement
171Toddler in a soiled diaper.  Tiny Tantrum Trump. Traitor.
172Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief
173The Manchurian Pumpkin
174Corrupt, stupid and batshit crazy
175Bone spurs guy
176low ratings asshole
177President Clorox 
178you sad, miserable, pathetic @Morning_Joe-obsessed sociopath. So let’s get this straight
179desperate fool
180You really get off by talking about shooting and hurting people, don’t you?
181seriously deranged psychopath
182bunker bitch
183Bunker boy
184dollar store Hitler
185President Angrypants
186big spiteful dirty diaper man-baby bunker boy
187coward in chief
188you impeached asshole
189Cadet Bone Spurs
190Emperor Bone Spurs
191racist piece of shit
192limp dick-tator
193Putin’s puppet
194 Empty Threat Chet
195Bunker troll
196Don
197absolute fuckopotamus
198The Trump
199Donald Dick
200Clown
201Covfefe
202Mr. president sir
203Destructive and Dangerous Malignant Narcissist
204(Stay in your lane), Mario
205the yugest flop
206Agolf 
207Commander Bone Spurs
208Bone-spur coward
209You Rancid Racist 
210Hypocrite
211lazy fat dude who spray tans and has his food fetched 
212Klandemic-in-chief
213unconstitutional racist asshole
214Motivational speaker for racists 
215Orangeskin
21611-year old child
217Cadet Pussy Grabber 
218laziest president in history. The most corrupt too. Also the dumbest and most insecure.
219bro
220do-nothing Lazyass-in-Chief
221a 3-year old
222 imbecile 
223Dumbest person on the planet
224This guy
225PATHOLOGICAL liar
226Mango Mussolini
227Mango Magoo
228Orangeous Dumbasseous
229Leaning Tower of Stupid 
230vile, racist pig
231You sad, racist old man.
232Damn Donald Trumpolini
233Seven Fifty Grifty
234el diablo naranjado
235GASPY McFASCIST
236tax-evading conman
237ChickenTrump
238you shambolic syphilitic chode
239fascist fückhead
240A waste of flesh scumsucking world-destroying fascist fuckhead.
241Piece of poo
242Untrustworthy liquid fart 
243crazy/Stupid/ ignorant Bully
244Biggest sore loser in world history 
245Pumpkin Spice Hitler
246 mister big quacking lame duck president
247mister impeached one-term delusional felonious crazypants president
248you draft-dodging tool
249a liar, a cheater, a phony, a hustler, a con man, and a loser
250LOSING LOSER WHO LOSES
251Underbelly of Society
252Mopey McLoseElection
253Lord Dampnut
254

Anxiety meter

Two lumpy snowmen at dusk

With an extreme cold weather alert outside, and a good stock of leftovers inside, I enjoyed a lazy, bookish Boxing Day. Looking out the window, I realized that, every day of every winter, I keep a running check on the weather, to inform an internal anxiety meter: is today a day that weather may take the life of a fellow citizen on our streets? Continue reading “Anxiety meter”

Disclosure

I’m remembering the day a Loved One disclosed to me their assault. The details that stuck with me: the sound of children and birds as we looked out the windows open on a mild day; the sound of the rocking chair; the moments chosen to look over, the moments chosen to look out; the sensation of carefully picking words, as you would carefully shift your weight in the woods, not wanting to startle a deer; the feel and smell of a sweet breeze with an undertone of spring leaf rot. Continue reading “Disclosure”

Now’s not the time

Show some respect.
Now is not the time, never now;
the time was yesterday.
Before.

So hurry, quick –
tomorrow’s shooter is readying.
Talk gun control today
and show some bloody respect for tomorrow’s victims.

Georgian Bay

Towering clouds over Georgian Bay

I want to sit
on the shores of Georgian Bay

Sunny days
calm days or
full of wind and grey

Whitecaps and swells or
waves so sly
you hear the hissing sand complain
as each drop squeezes by

Days in damp suits and clinging sand
my burning soles seeking a place to land
Days with hood tied tight under my chin
Beer-cold water daring me to come in

Sitting and sitting
fingers siftingsifting sand
eyes on horizon
ears tuned to gullsong
Nose seeking sun-baked jack pine

And surprise
When my tongue licks my lips
And there’s no taste of salty sea.