Everyone loves the classic insults: intelligence, age and bodily functions. One unique to Trump is his orange hue. These categories are often combined for a more forceful epithet – for instance, “stupid orange baby diaper”.
I curated these insults for Trump from Twitter posts. Some insults appear in more than one category. They are presented here with each author’s stylistic choices. I proudly disclose that one of my own made the list. Hint: starts with “piece”, ends with “poo”
Warning: literally, potty mouth language
| INTELLIGENCE |
| Oh noo these sound like very fancy and intellectual grievances… you must be a powerful loremaster |
| real galaxy brain you have up there chief |
| narcissistic tool |
| You incompetent moron!! |
| Meow Meow |
| Deluded fuckwit |
| Racist ignoramous |
| One big troll #trollump |
| utter garbage |
| Absolute, unalloyed garbage |
| Cheeseberder |
| Completely void of any empathy or class. |
| *mindless Fools like Clowns in a Parade *this was for his admin |
| you dumb, soulless, pandering ghoul |
| You irresponsible, idiotic clod |
| entitled fuckdoodle |
| one of the dumbest fucking people on the planet. |
| the reason why Superman capes have warning labels to warn the user that the cape does not actually enable the user to fly. |
| YOU FOOL |
| Complete dumbass |
| the world’s lowest I.Q. |
| living proof of the Dunning-Kruger Effect |
| bloviating, incompetent buffoon |
| pathological psychotic pustule |
| desperate fool |
| absolute fuckopotamus |
| Motivational speaker for racists |
| Dumbest person on the planet |
| Mango Magoo |
| Orangeous Dumbasseous |
| Leaning Tower of Stupid |
| you draft-dodging tool |
| *Clowns, rapists, racists, white supremacists, porn stars, nazis, klansmen, and idiots *ok, this was for Trump, his admin and followers. |
| the epitome of incompetence, the embodiment of a political hack, and an inhumane, unhinged, perverted, racist, degenerate son of a klansman. |
| Corrupt, stupid and batshit crazy |
| ignorance and hatred had a baby–a 250-pound baby |
| you lazy, incompetent, Do Nothing, Fake, election-stealing Oval Office squatter |
| tiny, stunted, shrimp |
| ignorant asshat |
| dangerous dumb-dumb |
| primitive, narcissistic, lizard brain |
| #Duhligula |
| Spanky McDumbass |
| Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist |
| Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach. |
| Yeti Pubes McLysol |
| President Can’t Read |
| that thing squatting in the Oval Office |
| *Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain *this was for Melania, but deserves a place on the list, I think. |
| IQ45 |
| 44. 5 |
| so-called “president” |
| man pretending to be President |
| President Clorox |
| ORANGE |
| Tangerine Wankmaggot |
| The Orange Skidmark |
| Orange Julius |
| toxic game show host suffering from advancing dementia and untreated tertiary syphilis and with a fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of his big dumb pumpkin head |
| The orange golem |
| A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION |
| Orangiarrhea Von Lysol |
| Tang |
| The Manchurian Pumpkin |
| Orangeskin |
| el diablo naranjado |
| mango Mussolini |
| Cheetolini |
| Mango Mussolini |
| Pumpkin Spice Hitler |
| Mango Magoo |
| Orangeous Dumbasseous |
| AGE |
| Petty full-diaper lunatic |
| Manbaby woke up again with a giant dook in his diapy |
| 73-year old man-baby |
| my crybaby dude |
| whiny thin-skinned infant |
| whiny little 5-year old whose mommy didn’t hold him enough and whose father hated his guts |
| ignorance and hatred had a baby–a 250-pound baby |
| like a middle schooler who didn’t get invited to Madyson’s birthday. |
| big spiteful dirty diaper man-baby bunker boy |
| 11-year old child |
| a 3-year old |
| Toddler in a soiled diaper. Tiny Tantrum Trump. Traitor. |
| my whiny bro |
| President Babyfingers |
| Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief |
| BODILY FUNCTIONS |
| #ShitStainTrump |
| horse pucker |
| galactic fart noise |
| shitshow asshole |
| diarrhea bath |
| vomit |
| Vagina Neck |
| Buttwipe |
| incontinent dick |
| you bloated piece of excrement |
| Toddler in a soiled diaper. Tiny Tantrum Trump. Traitor. |
| racist piece of shit |
| you shambolic syphilitic chode |
| Piece of poo |
| Untrustworthy liquid fart |
| Petty full-diaper lunatic |
| Manbaby woke up again with a giant dook in his diapy |
| heartless POS |
| lying racist, misogynistic, philandering POS. |
| Tangerine Wankmaggot |
| The Orange Skidmark |
| Orangiarrhea Von Lysol |
| lil’ Nazi shit |
| Shitler |
| most authoritarian, corrupt, and incontinent president in U.S. history |
| limp dick-tator |
| pathological psychotic pustule |
| PEETUS |
| Lord Dampnut |