Two classic categories of insults: play on a name, and new honorifics. Like in Grade six when Franky Faietta would call me “Moi-Roi Dummy-Feet”. Or when I reply to my annoyed cat, “Sorrreeee, your Furness”.
I curated these insults for Trump from Twitter posts. Some insults appear in more than one category.
Warning: some Presidents may find this language offensive
| NAMES |
| Spanky McDumbass |
| Thump |
| Donald J. McTitnugget |
| Spanky |
| Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist |
| Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach. |
| Yeti Pubes McLysol |
| Don |
| The Trump |
| Donald Dick |
| Stay in your lane, Mario |
| ChickenTrump |
| Mopey McLoseElection |
| #ShitStainTrump |
| A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION |
| #CriminalTrump is a dangerous “leader.” |
| Rapey, Deranged Donald, the impeached president |
| Dude, your last name is literally Drumpf |
| #DementiaDon |
| Agolf |
| Damn Donald Trumpolini |
| TITLES |
| Divider-in-chief |
| Goddamn #LiarInChief |
| President Can’t Read |
| that thing squatting in the Oval Office |
| *Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain *this was for Melania, but deserves a place on the list, I think. |
| Hatemonger45 |
| IQ45 |
| #Tumor45 |
| 44. 5 |
| President Bone Spurs |
| Racist in Chief |
| PEETUS |
| Flubber-in-chief |
| President Babyfingers |
| President Festering Bedbug sir |
| President Lyin’ King |
| Trump the Hump |
| Grifter-in-chief |
| President Crazypants |
| so-called “president” |
| man pretending to be President |
| The “great and powerful” Wizard of Odd |
| Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief |
| President Clorox |
| President Angrypants |
| coward in chief |
| Cadet Bone Spurs |
| Emperor Bone Spurs |
| Mr. president sir |
| Commander Bone Spurs |
| Klandemic-in-chief |
| Cadet Pussy Grabber |
| do-nothing Lazyass-in-Chief |
| mister big quacking lame duck president |
| mister impeached one-term delusional felonious crazypants president |
| Lord Dampnut |