At the start of the Impeachment proceedings, I started collecting Trump names and/or insults I found on Twitter.
An Insurrection seemed like the right time to finally share. My thanks to the twittersphere for their exasperated creativity. A few notes:
- Warning! Some content includes profanity, churlishness or gross-outs.
- This is in no way an exhaustive list. Merely the names I came across.
- I left them pretty much as written – upper- or lowercase, emojis, punctuation. Some are names I pulled out of a tweet. Some are a complete sentence or, in one case, 18.
- I decided to leave them in the chronological order in which I found them. It’s more of a journey than alphabetical entries.
- I am working on a related post with the entries collected into categories, like “Title” or “Age”.
| Trump names, from Impeachment to Insurrection | |
| 1 | you sour cream smoothie |
| 2 | lmaoooooooo poor tink! |
| 3 | Brunch girl |
| 4 | Dude, your last name is literally Drumpf |
| 5 | Oh noo these sounds like very fancy and intellectual grievances… you must be a powerful loremaster |
| 6 | that horrible |
| 7 | Divider-in-chief |
| 8 | real galaxy brain you have up there chief |
| 9 | narcissistic tool |
| 10 | You incompetent moron!! |
| 11 | Meow Meow |
| 12 | narcissistic blowhard |
| 13 | Deluded fuckwit |
| 14 | clear sociopath |
| 15 | SICK !!!!!! |
| 16 | One sick puppy |
| 17 | Blah Blah Blah |
| 18 | Racist ignoramous |
| 19 | Liar |
| 20 | vile person |
| 21 | Goddamn #LiarInChief |
| 22 | #ShitStainTrump |
| 23 | #CriminalTrump is a dangerous “leader.” |
| 24 | #DementiaDon |
| 25 | KAG KAG KAG KAG KAG KAG KAG |
| 26 | One big troll #trollump |
| 27 | Weak weak weak |
| 28 | Despicable |
| 29 | horse pucker |
| 30 | soulless bullshitter |
| 31 | wiener |
| 32 | Malignant narcissist |
| 33 | lil’ Nazi shit |
| 34 | galactic fart noise |
| 35 | utter garbage |
| 36 | Absolute, unalloyed garbage |
| 37 | shitshow asshole |
| 38 | Cheeseberder |
| 39 | heartless POS |
| 40 | diarrhea bath |
| 41 | You self absorbed unAmerican bigot |
| 42 | #Duhligula |
| 43 | lying racist, misogynistic, philandering POS. |
| 44 | President Can’t Read |
| 45 | that thing squatting in the Oval Office |
| 46 | primitive, narcissistic, lizard brain |
| 47 | Horror show |
| 48 | vomit |
| 49 | that Petrie dish |
| 50 | just about the most disgusting person ever. |
| 51 | so unnatural, and creepy |
| 52 | *Mrs BeBest Lizard Brain *this was for Melania, but deserves a place. |
| 53 | Hatemonger45 |
| 54 | vulture waiting for an injured animal to become dinner. |
| 55 | piece of garbage |
| 56 | Completely void of any empathy or class. |
| 57 | sub-human scum of the earth |
| 58 | *mindless Fools like Clowns in a Parade *this was for his admin |
| 59 | an empty husk |
| 60 | selfish little man |
| 61 | you dumb, soulless, pandering ghoul |
| 62 | You irresponsible, idiotic clod |
| 63 | Vagina Neck |
| 64 | Tangerine Wankmaggot |
| 65 | IQ45 |
| 66 | #LiarInChief |
| 67 | #Tumor45 |
| 68 | Spanky McDumbass |
| 69 | mango Mussolini |
| 70 | The Orange Skidmark |
| 71 | 44.5 |
| 72 | Cheetolini |
| 73 | Buttwipe |
| 74 | Satanicthinskin |
| 75 | President Bone Spurs |
| 76 | Racist in Chief |
| 77 | Thump |
| 78 | Shitler |
| 79 | PEETUS |
| 80 | tiny, stunted, shrimp |
| 81 | Gropenfuhrer |
| 82 | soulless, greedy, sociopathic sadist |
| 83 | entitled fuckdoodle |
| 84 | The least compassionate person in the country |
| 85 | Flubber-in-chief |
| 86 | one of the dumbest fucking people on the planet. |
| 87 | the reason why Superman capes have warning labels to warn the user that the cape does not actually enable the user to fly. |
| 88 | YOU FOOL |
| 89 | Orange Julius |
| 90 | President Babyfingers |
| 91 | one of the worst people on earth. |
| 92 | you cold hotdog |
| 93 | Predator |
| 94 | Complete dumbass |
| 95 | lying racist criminal |
| 96 | ignorant asshat |
| 97 | PATHOLOGICAL LIAR |
| 98 | Twitler |
| 99 | Donald J. McTitnugget |
| 100 | President Festering Bedbug sir |
| 101 | Petty full-diaper lunatic |
| 102 | Manbaby woke up again with a giant dook in his diapy |
| 103 | pathologically lying narcissistic psychopath |
| 104 | Leading cause of death in the US |
| 105 | Shameless kowtow-er |
| 106 | I’ve never seen a person with less compassion and empathy not named Hannibal Lecter. |
| 107 | Rapey, Deranged Donald, the impeached president |
| 108 | Tiny hands covered in blood |
| 109 | Unhinged Dictator |
| 110 | President Lyin’ King |
| 111 | Spanky |
| 112 | *Clowns, rapists, racists, white supremacists, porn stars, nazis, klansmen, and idiots *ok, this was for Trump, his admin and followers. |
| 113 | He’s a punk. He’s a dog. He’s a pig. |
| 114 | 73-year old man-baby |
| 115 | MAGA MAGGOT |
| 116 | Crazy Donald Trump: stupid, nuts, nasty, racist, and misogynist |
| 117 | inhumane, murderous, grim reaping, degenerate, son of a klansman |
| 118 | Trump the Hump |
| 119 | the epitome of incompetence, the embodiment of a political hack, and an inhumane, unhinged, perverted, racist, degenerate son of a klansman. |
| 120 | my crybaby dude |
| 121 | Manuel Noriega type shit |
| 122 | failed reckless horrific president |
| 123 | serial killer |
| 124 | dropped on his head as a child |
| 125 | murderer |
| 126 | racist, misogynist, rapist, pedophile, pathological liar, malignant narcissist, lifetime criminal, damn traitor, corrupt shitweasel, and mass murderer |
| 127 | Hostile Foreign Agent working against The United States of America |
| 128 | Grifter-in-chief |
| 129 | whiny thin-skinned infant |
| 130 | whiny little 5-year old whose mommy didn’t hold him enough and whose father hated his guts |
| 131 | ignorance and hatred had a baby–a 250-pound baby |
| 132 | toxic game show host suffering from advancing dementia and untreated tertiary syphilis and with a fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of his big dumb pumpkin head |
| 133 | dangerous dumb-dumb |
| 134 | Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. Pathetic liar. |
| 135 | Captain of the Titanic touting how many icebergs he didn’t hit |
| 136 | like a middle schooler who didn’t get invited to Madyson’s birthday. |
| 137 | the world’s lowest I.Q. |
| 138 | Don the cleaners bartender, his invention: Bleach on the Beach. |
| 139 | The DEADLIEST American President EVER |
| 140 | dirty criminal |
| 141 | The orange golem |
| 142 | a nuts person |
| 143 | President Crazypants |
| 144 | my whiny bro |
| 145 | impeached asshole! |
| 146 | you lazy, incompetent, Do Nothing, Fake, election-stealing Oval Office squatter |
| 147 | A CHILDISH ANGRY ORANGE BLOB OF A MAN… A BUSH-LEAGUE FUHRER NAMED DONALD J. TRUMP. A SPARSE LITTLE MAN WHO SOMEHOW BECAME PRESIDENT, AND FEEDS OFF HIS SELF-DELUSIONS, PREACHING HATE AND DIVISION |
| 148 | my crazy dude |
| 149 | ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE |
| 150 | most authoritarian, corrupt, and incontinent president in U.S. history |
| 151 | so-called “president” |
| 152 | man pretending to be President |
| 153 | Yeti Pubes McLysol |
| 154 | Orangiarrhea Von Lysol |
| 155 | Fool |
| 156 | misogynistic pig who no one loves, adores or respects |
| 157 | 3rd rate lapdog |
| 158 | living proof of the Dunning-Kruger Effect |
| 159 | Rapey |
| 160 | incontinent dick |
| 161 | insecure self-loathing coward |
| 162 | you fucking psycho |
| 163 | you unrepentant, heretical, fake Christian, bigot |
| 164 | The “great and powerful” Wizard of Odd |
| 165 | Dumbest MFer on the planet |
| 166 | YOU are the Plague. |
| 167 | bloviating, incompetent buffoon |
| 168 | pathological psychotic pustule |
| 169 | Tang |
| 170 | you bloated piece of excrement |
| 171 | Toddler in a soiled diaper. Tiny Tantrum Trump. Traitor. |
| 172 | Toddler Don, Diaper-wearer-in-chief |
| 173 | The Manchurian Pumpkin |
| 174 | Corrupt, stupid and batshit crazy |
| 175 | Bone spurs guy |
| 176 | low ratings asshole |
| 177 | President Clorox |
| 178 | you sad, miserable, pathetic @Morning_Joe-obsessed sociopath. So let’s get this straight |
| 179 | desperate fool |
| 180 | You really get off by talking about shooting and hurting people, don’t you? |
| 181 | seriously deranged psychopath |
| 182 | bunker bitch |
| 183 | Bunker boy |
| 184 | dollar store Hitler |
| 185 | President Angrypants |
| 186 | big spiteful dirty diaper man-baby bunker boy |
| 187 | coward in chief |
| 188 | you impeached asshole |
| 189 | Cadet Bone Spurs |
| 190 | Emperor Bone Spurs |
| 191 | racist piece of shit |
| 192 | limp dick-tator |
| 193 | Putin’s puppet |
| 194 | Empty Threat Chet |
| 195 | Bunker troll |
| 196 | Don |
| 197 | absolute fuckopotamus |
| 198 | The Trump |
| 199 | Donald Dick |
| 200 | Clown |
| 201 | Covfefe |
| 202 | Mr. president sir |
| 203 | Destructive and Dangerous Malignant Narcissist |
| 204 | (Stay in your lane), Mario |
| 205 | the yugest flop |
| 206 | Agolf |
| 207 | Commander Bone Spurs |
| 208 | Bone-spur coward |
| 209 | You Rancid Racist |
| 210 | Hypocrite |
| 211 | lazy fat dude who spray tans and has his food fetched |
| 212 | Klandemic-in-chief |
| 213 | unconstitutional racist asshole |
| 214 | Motivational speaker for racists |
| 215 | Orangeskin |
| 216 | 11-year old child |
| 217 | Cadet Pussy Grabber |
| 218 | laziest president in history. The most corrupt too. Also the dumbest and most insecure. |
| 219 | bro |
| 220 | do-nothing Lazyass-in-Chief |
| 221 | a 3-year old |
| 222 | imbecile |
| 223 | Dumbest person on the planet |
| 224 | This guy |
| 225 | PATHOLOGICAL liar |
| 226 | Mango Mussolini |
| 227 | Mango Magoo |
| 228 | Orangeous Dumbasseous |
| 229 | Leaning Tower of Stupid |
| 230 | vile, racist pig |
| 231 | You sad, racist old man. |
| 232 | Damn Donald Trumpolini |
| 233 | Seven Fifty Grifty |
| 234 | el diablo naranjado |
| 235 | GASPY McFASCIST |
| 236 | tax-evading conman |
| 237 | ChickenTrump |
| 238 | you shambolic syphilitic chode |
| 239 | fascist fückhead |
| 240 | A waste of flesh scumsucking world-destroying fascist fuckhead. |
| 241 | Piece of poo |
| 242 | Untrustworthy liquid fart |
| 243 | crazy/Stupid/ ignorant Bully |
| 244 | Biggest sore loser in world history |
| 245 | Pumpkin Spice Hitler |
| 246 | mister big quacking lame duck president |
| 247 | mister impeached one-term delusional felonious crazypants president |
| 248 | you draft-dodging tool |
| 249 | a liar, a cheater, a phony, a hustler, a con man, and a loser |
| 250 | LOSING LOSER WHO LOSES |
| 251 | Underbelly of Society |
| 252 | Mopey McLoseElection |
| 253 | Lord Dampnut |
| 254 |